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That moment when you wish this was a youtube video just so you could read the comments.
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donyaquixote:dorkvader:thedailywhat:
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
THE JAZZ HANDS.
What are these tears??
THE. JAZZ. HANDS.
File under people I know IRL, and also things that actually happened in PDX.
ALL OF THE EMOTIONS
You know what’s awesome?
Getting bit by a dog, and then having to go to the doctor and getting put on antibiotics. Also, I have to go back for a tetanus shot.
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
- Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
If they ask who wants to leave early today…
Caught Redhanded: Five reasons you want a veterinary technician on your team in a zombie apocalypse:
1. They’re not afraid to get dirty: Techs are capable of completing limitless tasks while soaked in urine, diarrhea, blood, or just about anything else you can imagine. Until the job is done. A zombie apocalypse seems like it would be pretty messy. Point made.
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2. They can…
UV cake
They make a vodka that tastes like cake, it is wonderful, amnd it makes me forget how bad my day ways at work. This took entirely too lo0ng to type!
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Dangers of a Vet Assistant
Most of the time it’s not the 170 pound Mastiff you are trying to get blood work from.
Most of the time it’s not even the 6 pound Pomeranian that you have to sedate and muzzle so you can even begin to groom it.
The real danger are the cats. The 8 pound kittens to the 23 pound over weight cats. They are vicious, and I’m fairly sure they all want blood. This is why we have what seems to be welding gloves in a door with the rest of the cat supplies.
But nonetheless they are all adorable (for the most part) and I love them all!
