One Day at a Time: Archive

May 2013

1 post

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...

theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT

May 21st

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April 2013

2 posts

March 2013

5 posts

Mar 21st

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Reblog if you ship Caryl.

riderunlive: I want to see how many of us there are.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Mar 11th

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rogerwatersbootyshorts: getting to the bottom of the “do you love the color of the sky” post

Mar 9th

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February 2013

2 posts

January 2013

1 post

Jan 29th

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December 2012

1 post

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throughfitnessandinhealth: trappedinamazeofrelationships: girlsbydaylight: liversnap: tinyison: hamtigers: greenumbrellatree: transylvaniia: every. mother. fucking. time. omigod i wasnt expecting that and i cracked up! I DON’T CARE THAT IV’E REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE IT GETS ME EVERY TIME GO ASHLEY I I DONT UNDERSTAND I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT I DON’T THINK IT...

Dec 10th

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November 2012

3 posts

October 2012

4 posts

September 2012

2 posts

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Bad Lip Reading does The Hunger Games Oh my lord. i have never laughed so hard in all my life. I love it.

August 2012

1 post

Aug 14th

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July 2012

5 posts

Jul 31st

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I am so excite right now. I have Vegemite and Tim Tams on the way here :) Yay for having Aussie friends!

Jul 6th

Either that was a firework, or another Tribute is...

Jul 5th

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tyleroakley: WHY AM I GETTING EMOTIONAL FROM A VIDEO OF SOMEONE ORDERING FAST FOOD? WHY IS THIS SO BEAUTIFUL? THIS WARMS MY HEART. This is all kinds of beautiful.

Jul 2nd

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kwieta: you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr but i notice i always notice

Jul 1st

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June 2012

4 posts

Looks like I’ll be spending tomorrow putting in applications. So go me.

That moment when you wish this was a youtube video just so you could read the comments.

Jun 1st

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May 2012

4 posts

May 28th

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You know what's awesome?

Getting bit by a dog, and then having to go to the doctor and getting put on antibiotics. Also, I have to go back for a tetanus shot.

May 26th

How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

May 25th

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April 2012

7 posts

Caught Redhanded: Five reasons you want a... →

letthemonstersbreathe: 1. They’re not afraid to get dirty: Techs are capable of completing limitless tasks while soaked in urine, diarrhea, blood, or just about anything else you can imagine. Until the job is done. A zombie apocalypse seems like it would be pretty messy. Point made. … 2. They can…

Apr 27th

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UV cake

They make a vodka that tastes like cake, it is wonderful, amnd it makes me forget how bad my day ways at work. This took entirely too lo0ng to type!

Dangers of a Vet Assistant

Most of the time it’s not the 170 pound Mastiff you are trying to get blood work from. Most of the time it’s not even the 6 pound Pomeranian that you have to sedate and muzzle so you can even begin to groom it. The real danger are the cats. The 8 pound kittens to the 23 pound over weight cats. They are vicious, and I’m fairly sure they all want blood. This is why we have...

March 2012

10 posts

me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
me: i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
me: what

Mar 6th

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