April 6, 2012 • 72,911 notes • twin-spica

I can’t even.  I enjoy waking up to new memes of this man every morning.

I spent 45 minutes going through tags of him.

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life of an over night internet sensation.

March 29, 2012 • 8,852 notes
I for one cannot stand Carl, so everytime I see one of these pictures I just have to reblog it.

I for one cannot stand Carl, so everytime I see one of these pictures I just have to reblog it.

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March 28, 2012 • 11,358 notes • annehathaguey

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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March 28, 2012 • 25,404 notes • funnyjunk.com

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March 28, 2012 • 645 notes • prom-night-dumpster-baby
fuckyeahdementia: LOL NO

fuckyeahdementia:

LOL NO

March 20, 2012 • 6,068 notes • collegehumor
clutchlog: collegehumor: In honor of our success getting #killcarlalready trending last night, we’d like to review: 10 Reasons Why The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl Carl, stay in the house. Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house. Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by. Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house. Carl, I’d ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces. Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that.  It’s great you’re keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head.  Please, Carl. Just stay here. I’ll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago. Carl, I’m not fucking around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one fucking thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes.   HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HE’S NOT IN THE HOUSE.  No one ever even yells at this kid. This.  So MUCH.

clutchlog:

collegehumor:

In honor of our success getting #killcarlalready trending last night, we’d like to review:

10 Reasons Why The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl

  1. Carl, stay in the house.
  2. Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house.
  3. Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by.
  4. Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house.
  5. Carl, I’d ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces.
  6. Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that. 
  7. It’s great you’re keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head. 
  8. Please, Carl. Just stay here. I’ll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago.
  9. Carl, I’m not fucking around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one fucking thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes. 
  10.  HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HE’S NOT IN THE HOUSE. 


No one ever even yells at this kid.

This.  So MUCH.

March 10, 2012 • 52,787 notes • juliocaesar

Those ankles.

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March 10, 2012 • 16,604 notes • fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

Part 1 of the Carl Weathers Facebook Experiment.

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March 5, 2012 • 106,329 notes • twinkcutie

Ten Minute...

me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
me: i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
me: what
March 5, 2012 • 29,960 notes • keishhhissoofunny
damnthatswhatshesaid: Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more! That’s exactly what happened in my college computer course.  We even spent 45 minutes learning how to turn it off, turn it on, and restart.

damnthatswhatshesaid:

Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!

That’s exactly what happened in my college computer course.  We even spent 45 minutes learning how to turn it off, turn it on, and restart.