One Day at a Time

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:53:29 -0400

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

wow. brb. sobbing.

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:32:45 -0400

wow. brb. sobbing.

tastefullyoffensive: [via] Funny thing is this is near me. I...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 18:53:20 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Funny thing is this is near me. I delivered the newspaper that had this as its front picture. Also, that is my grandmas street that this happened on. Can’t believe this made it to Tumblr!

clutchlog: argonkitten: intoflamess: thenoodlebooty: SOMEONE...

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 00:12:32 -0400

clutchlog:

argonkitten:

intoflamess:

thenoodlebooty:

SOMEONE FINALLY GIFFED THIS I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY IT IS MY FAVORITE COMMERCIAL IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

hisentirecommercial

I love this commercial. My mom hates that it’s ‘destructive behavior’ but it’s just silly to me- and this man’s voice and laugh kill me dead.

More like DICK-EMBE, right??

But yeah. I’m glad to see this.

The cereal part though. I can’t even. I lose it everytime.

Reblog if you ship Caryl.

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 06:14:45 -0400

riderunlive:

I want to see how many of us there are.

Good lord this fine man.

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:11:07 -0400

Good lord this fine man.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 23:23:35 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

rogerwatersbootyshorts: getting to the bottom of the “do you love the color of the sky”...

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 16:06:20 -0500

rogerwatersbootyshorts:

getting to the bottom of the “do you love the color of the sky” post

darylispretty: I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING BUT Is it bad, that I...

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 07:11:05 -0500

darylispretty:

I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING BUT

Is it bad, that I spent the entire episode saying out loud that NO CAROL AND DARYL BELONG TOGETHER 5ever, and then boom, headshot.

Photo

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 07:10:12 -0500

Photo

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 13:36:07 -0500

throughfitnessandinhealth: trappedinamazeofrelationships: girls...

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 22:11:25 -0500

throughfitnessandinhealth:

trappedinamazeofrelationships:

girlsbydaylight:

liversnap:

tinyison:

hamtigers:

greenumbrellatree:

transylvaniia:

every. mother. fucking. time.

omigod i wasnt expecting that and i cracked up!

I DON’T CARE THAT IV’E REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

GO ASHLEY

I

I DONT UNDERSTAND

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT I DON’T THINK IT WAS THAT

CHRIST

I’ve never hyperventilated from laughter quite like ever

My feelings during this part could not be contained. I think my...

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 12:28:50 -0500

My feelings during this part could not be contained. I think my husband was ashamed of me in so many ways. But Lord Jesus this man.

theburiedlife: What Love means to a 4-8 year old: A group of...

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 15:50:07 -0500

theburiedlife:

What Love means to a 4-8 year old: A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, ’What does love mean?’ The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined

See what you think:

‘When my grandmother got arthritis , she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore.. So my grandfather does it for her all the time , even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.’ – Rebecca, age 8

‘When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.’ – Billy, age 4

‘Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.’ – Karl, age 5

‘Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.’ –Chrissy, age 6

‘Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.’ -Terri, age 4

‘Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him , to make sure the taste is OK.’ – Danny, age 7

‘Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing , you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that.
They look gross when they kiss’ – Emily, age 8

‘Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents
and listen.’ –Bobby, age 7

‘If you want to learn to love better , you should start with a friend who you hate” –Nikka, age 6

‘Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt , then he wears it everyday..’ –Noelle, age 7

‘Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.’ –Tommy, age 6

‘During my piano recital , I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.’ – Cindy, age 8

‘My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.’ –Clare, age 6

‘Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.’ –Elaine, age 5

‘Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.’ –Chris, age 7

‘Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.’ -Mary Ann, age 4

‘I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.’ –Lauren, age 4

‘When you love somebody , your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.’ - Karen, age 7

‘Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross..’ –Mark, age 6

‘You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.’ –Jessica, age 8

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman’s yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, ‘Nothing , I just helped him cry’.

Elaine and Mark knows what’s up.

jettplane: westcovst: im done LOL

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 08:14:44 -0500

jettplane:

westcovst:

im done

LOL

ratsoff: (@clint via gawker.) Love it!

Sat, 20 Oct 2012 19:42:00 -0400

ratsoff:

(@clint via gawker.)

Love it!

lol, I can’t even.

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 11:05:54 -0400

lol, I can’t even.

cognitivedissonance: BOOM

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 00:26:03 -0400

cognitivedissonance:

BOOM

adamconover: Mitt Romney Style vincentpeone: If this video...

Tue, 02 Oct 2012 18:12:21 -0400

adamconover:

Mitt Romney Style
vincentpeone:

If this video manages to sway one voter, I feel like I’ve done my job as an American. Directed by me, written by Adam Conover and Emily Axford, produced and coordinated by our incredible team in LA- Jon Wolf and Sam Kirkpatrick, edited by Nick Barbieri, starring the man of legends, Matt Walton.

Vince and the entire CollegeHumor production team did an unbelievable job turning this video around in an incredibly short period of time and somehow making it look so easy. A ton of credit also goes to Wellington Lora at Cueniverse for making it sound like I could actually hit that high note, and to the hilarious and incomparable Lisa Hanawalt for suggesting the original germ of the idea while we were in line at customs at the Houston Airport. This stupid video is the crowning achievement of my lifetime.

Love it. The dog on top of the car was a nice touch.

Bad Lip Reading does The Hunger Games Oh my lord. i have...

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 17:55:26 -0400

Bad Lip Reading does The Hunger Games

Oh my lord. i have never laughed so hard in all my life. I love it.